Terrible Tales from the Twitterverse

But there was oh so much more to the story.

Let us return to the beginning.

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“Once upon a time there was a wonderful and cute little doggie, which everyone loved, but this story isn’t about that dog. This is… This is the tale of a young and rather curious rabbit named Theodore Hopkins. Theodore was born one of 16 brothers and sisters on the coldest day of the year. Considering the size of the litter coupled with the harsh conditions, competition was crucial to a young rabbit’s survival and the struggle for existence had just begun. Little did poor Theodore know that the duffelbag fairy had just delivered his future nemesis into the clutches of the wicked electric sheep witch.”